It's. Not. About. A. YouTube. Video.

Dear President Obama and Administration,

London, England
Paris, France
Copenhagen, Denmark
Amsterdam
Antwerp, Belgium
Bern, Switzerland
Athens, Greece
Istanbul, Turkey
Novi Pazar, Serbia
Kouba, Algeria
Baku, Azerbaijan
Tehran, Iran
Casablanca, Morocco
Sale, Morocco
Nouakchott, Mauritania
Jos, Nigeria
Sokoto, Nigeria
Zinder, Niger
Khartoum, Sudan
Cairo, Egypt
Benghazi, Libya (maybe you've heard about this one?)
Tripoli, Libya
Doha, Qatar
Karachi, Pakistan
Lahore, Pakistan
Islamabad, Pakistan
Kashmir, India
Hyderabad, India
Chennai, India (25 injuries)
Srinagar, India
Sana'a, Yemen (4 deaths, 35 injuries)
Mogadishu, Somalia
Mombasa, Kenya
Sidon, Lebanon
Nangahar Province, Afghanistan
Kabul, Afghanistan
Camp Bastion, Afghanistan
Jalalabad, Afghanistan
Kut, Iraq
Basrah, Iraq
Kuwait City, Kuwait
Tunis, Tunisia (4 deaths, 46 injuries)
Sheikh Zuwayed
Damascus, Syria
Amman, Jordan
Diraz, Bahrain
Nablus, West Bank
Gaza Strip
Jerusalem, Israel
Tel Aviv, Israel
Male, Maldives
Dhaka, Bangladesh
Colombo, Sri Lanka
Jakarta, Indonesia
Ipoh, Malaysia
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Batu Caves, Malaysia
Bangkok, Thailand
Hong Kong, China
Tokyo, Japan
Sydney, Australia
Marawi, Philippines.

Riddle me this.... We're supposed to believe all of these protests are about a YouTube video that degrades the prophet Muhammad, even though hundreds of protesters are on video chanting, "Hey, Obama, we're all Osama!" ....  just DAYS after you and your comrades referenced you killing him (with your bare hands...we get it) at the Democratic Convention TWENTY ONE TIMES. Chants about the prophet Muhammad, or YouTube, or the name of the man who made it? No. Chants about Osama and Obama? Yes. Yet still, you keep harping on the video. I'm not saying the protests are a result of the Osama mentions, but it makes as much sense, I promise.
With all due respect, I'm guessing some of these towns have little-to-no knowledge, much less access, to YouTube and by the way..........why hadn't anyone heard about the video (trailer for Innocence of Muslims) before YOU mentioned it?!?!

So the thing is, it's NOT. ABOUT. A VIDEO.
The American People aren't stupid. Seriously, we're a smidge smarter than you think. Lose the act. Give us truth we deserve and the respect your murdered diplomats have earned. You are desecrating the names of men who died on YOUR watch, when YOUR administration had been warned it would happen and did NOTHING about it. PLEASE STOP.
A video??  Transparent administration??  Mmkay, no.

Love,
America

P.S. Please send two Obama phones.