Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Hey Morrissey: Shhhhhhhh. Don't Talk.

So, in case you didn't know, if there were more gay men, there would be no war. Honest.
Or so says Morrissey (idiot with an angel voice) in this article in The Independent today.

“If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.” 

[This comes (of course) on the same day Morrissey canceled his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live because the (murderous) guys from Duck Dynasty were also scheduled to be on.]

But welp, according to this study by the American Journal of Public Health, a homosexual man's risk of being battered in a relationship is  "substantially higher than among heterosexual men and also possibly higher than the rate for heterosexual women"... Soooo....would that indicate that heterosexual men might be less violent than homosexual ones? Yeah. It would.

Sorry, pretty Morrissey. Let's stick to making the sweet, angelic tunes, mmkay?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Lamestream, Sheeple, And A Woman I Adore.

This. Woman. Rules.

I could read "Atlas Shrugged" a hundred times and still find new passages that relate to America today to an insane degree. Came across this little gem today and wanted to share....

Rumors went spreading through the country in whispers of cynical terror - yet people read the newspapers and acted as if they believed what they read, each competing with the others on who would keep most blindly silent, each pretending that he did not know what he knew, each striving to believe that the unnamed was the unreal. It was as if a volcano were cracking open, yet the people at the foot of the mountain ignored the sudden fissures, the black fumes, the boiling trickles, and went on believing that their only danger was to acknowledge the reality of these signs.

Right???!!? Gah. LOVE Ayn Rand!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Ladies And Gents, The First Celebrity Of The United States! And A Little Irony, To Boot.

Let me get this straight...

FLOTUS presents the Oscar for best picture at the Academy Awards last night..... and it's for a film about an administration that goes to great length to rescue diplomats from a hostile situation in a nation full of anti-American, militant Islamists, and actually brings them home without losing a single one of them?

Seriously?? GAHHH, the irony.

My favorite part was when she said "And the Oscar goes to.... Argo! You know... same as Benghazi, only no one died, the administration answered the request for rescue, and my husband didn't lie through his teeth to cover it up."

Okay, maybe she didn't say that. But she did wear a sweet Naeem Khan couture gown and some bangin' blinged out earbobs. You know, 'cause she's in touch with the little people (gag).

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

This Is Not A War On Women. Nope. Not At All. No Way, No How.

Hey, remember when Rush Limbaugh said something stupid about ONE woman, apologized, and STILL got reamed by the left every day because he was waging a war on women? Yeah, well apparently that only happens if you're conservative.

Colorado Democrat Joe Salazar says here that college women afraid of being raped shouldn't be allowed to carry guns because they might just start wildly shooting people. Wow... really, dude? THAT'S not sexist? Obviously not, since the left is silent. Salazar later apologized (yawn) and I guess that's good enough because he's a Dem.

Oh, I just love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.